Parent Job Description

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

Chris' fundraiser for MDA

Chris is doing a fundraiser for MDA and needs help raising money for the cause. If you guys are able to help him out it would be greatly appreciated. It is tax deductible!!!
Please click on the link and watch his video regarding this!

https://www.joinmda.org/MyLockup/MyHomepage/tabid/114709/Participant/econ121/Default.aspx

Its beginning to look alot like Christmas!

Okay so being home with Logan everyday this week really allowed me to get tons done around the house plus probably plan way too far in advance. With all the snow it kinda reminded me of Christmas. So one afternoon Logan and myself got all of the Christmas decorations out. What better time than now when I'm home to get this done!!


I love it there is snowman stuff ALL over my house!!

We had so much snow that you couln't help but get in the mood for Christmas!


Chris left for Canada with the house looking like fall, and will come home on Monday with the house looking like Christmas!!!

Trunk or Treat at our Church

First Snow of the Season

Its been Snowing ALL day long. Here are some pictures from our eventful day. Logan and I decided to make a double layered Pumpkin pie!


And here is the finished product....tastes pretty good if you ask me.

Then we went out to shovel the sidewalk for the second time of the day! I'm pretty sure this is Cinderellas first experience with the snow. She wasn't quite sure about it.



Logan update: As you can see he is doing great. Occasional pain but really not doing all to bad. He is definately ready to go back to school on Monday!!!